Days she has now been home from the hospital, in a row: 35
Times she tried to kick the blanket off her legs when her mom thought she looked cold: 4 billion
Times she has peed on said blankets: about 10
Number of thymuses she has: 0
Number of times she's been sick: 0 (I'm not counting her sternal infection post-surgery, that was happening, thymus or no thymus)
Weeks without feeding tube: almost 3
Weeks without gaining weight, but not losing any either!: almost 3
Nights she has creeped out her parents by staring at her mobile and slowly, mindlessly scratching at her sheets, as if possessed: 2
Times she grabbed Dad's chops and pulled hairs: countless
Number of hairs on her own head: 7ish (maybe she's trying to steal his for implant?)
Number of times I have made her watch the Twilight movies, Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Real Housewives reunion shows: hundreds
Number of times her dad has let her watch Disney and Pixar movies: hundreds
(Clearly, one of us has a better pulse on what is appropriate for babies than the other)
Rides on ATV: 2
Trips to the pool: 1
Trips to Costco and the grocery store: 5 (one of these activities is air conditioned, one is not...)
Times I've picked her wee nose: too many to count
Times she has picked mine: 2, this morning in fact
5Ks completed: 1
Pedicures completed: 4
Shoes worn: 0 (she has my short, fat hobbit feet, I'm afraid and nothing fits yet)
Tiny cute bums: 1
Perfect broken hearts: 1
Super smitten parents: 2
That's so cute!
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